Kendall: So, my friend, why the drinking?
Ethan: Slater.
Kendall: What, Zach got you drunk?
Ethan: No, that was me. I went to the casino to have it out with him. I ordered some iced tea from the bartender, and he suggested I have one from Long Island. I wouldnt mind another one, actually. Can you make one for me?
ON THE NEXT ALL MY CHILDREN:
Greenlee opens the door in her birthday suit, and seems surprised when Kendall and Bianca point out shes naked!
When Krystal says something happened to her baby, J.R. sighs, We can only hope.
Babe tells Jamie from now on J.R. doesnt have a son, Ace is dead to him.
Jonathan asks Ethan what hes doing here? Ethan tells him, Zach Slaterthis is his party.
EXTRA! EXTRA!
On One Life to Live, Kelly asks Paul why he would say he stole Ace? Cramer tells her its true. He knows who his Aces mom is, and where she is. Does she want him to call her right now? He needs some money, and he needs it right now! Kelly protests he told her he got Ace from a homeless woman who didnt want the baby. Paul grins he lied. Of course she wants the baby, and shes out there right now looking for him! Does she want him to make her search a hell of a lot easier? Kelly insists hes lying. People dont just steal babies! It was just like he said, the woman didnt want Ace so she gave him up. Paul repeats she and Kevin have been raising a stolen baby, because hes such a good brother. She was losing her mind, so the first chance he got, he stole a baby for her. Kelly asks how he could do something like this, kidnap a child? He asks if she thinks babies just fall from the sky? Kelly asks how he could do this to her and this other woman? Paul tells her shes up to her eyeballs in this. If he goes to jail, so does she. He thinks hell tell the cops she put him up to it! Things are going great for her and Ace now, arent they? He can pull the plug and call his real mom, so is she going to help him or not? Kelly tells him to go ahead and call her! Paul makes a call and says he really needs to talk to her, Its about your baby. Kelly grabs the phone and hangs it up; Paul says shes starting to figure it outmoney can buy anything, or at least a cute little baby boy! Dorian and David come home, and Kelly tells them Paul stole Ace right after he was born. His mother has been looking for him, Paul knows where she is, and hes going to call her and have her come get him. Paul wants $100,000, and no one has to know as long as they cooperate. Dorian pulls a gun out of the drawer and warns if hes not out of this house by the time she counts to five, hes dead! He hurriedly leaves, and Kelly asks Dorian why she did that? Pauls so out of control, she could lose her son! Dorian holds the gun as she repeats Paul is not going to tell anyonehes not going to say one word!

