After J.R. accused Amanda of poisoning his family, Amanda retorts, “You're still standing. Couldn't have been me because I would have started with you.”
Ryan asked Julia if he would be a good father, Julia thinks he’d be okay, “As long as you don't pour beer on his cereal.”
Di accuses Tad of being a skulker, but Tad is offfended and replies, “I don’t have to skulk. I’m a professional.”
Tad's cover story for being in Greg's offic. Tad says he was thinking about making a sperm donation. "He’s a real specimen, he’s got the looks, the charm, everything, so he was thinking about giving back, kind of like the Johnny Appleseed thing, but without the apples. Di hides her smile as Tad goes on that women have been great to him his whole life, and he’d like to give back a little bit, one little swimmer at a time."
Ryan answers the door to Zach and tells him, “I thought you were allergic to sunlight.” Slater replies, “No, just silver bullets.”
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